Patrick sends his salutations I'm chloe I'm weird and people don't like me. We should be friends.
why don’t they have frowny fries don’t they realize that i need something to compare with my emo feels
(Source: catholicfather, via patrickhumps)
If Americans are as free as they say they are then why aren’t they allowed to eat Kinder eggs huh?
A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)
(via richtolfer)
i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
(via flufffy-bitch)
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
(via randomrumiel)
Vampires Will Never Hurt You (Country version.)
SCRE AMING WHY
WHAt
(Source: m0rgue-)
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
(via catholicfather)
I don’t want my virginity anymore like can I sell it on eBay
(via catholicfather)
